Is it just me, or is Cream Crackers and Strawberry Jam the stuff from heaven??? I always seem to forget how AWESOME it is. With a steaming hot cup of tea, thats the stuff right there. Surely it deserves some sort of award, maybe Snack Of The Century?? or ... The Nobel SNACK prize. Alfred Nobel clearly missed one out. "Ok lets see, Literature, Medicine, Physics, Chemistry, Peace, Snacks!!!!" After all he was the inventor of Dynamite, so maybe snacks weren't top priority in those days. Clearly blowing shit up was.
I also took some time today to search through Ebay, I tend to check it quite often looking for bike parts, but i've heard many a story about people selling... anything... for what I can tell, absolutely no reason whatsoever. So i decided to delve a little deeper into the forgotten parts of Ebay.
Disclaimer: WEIRD S**T UP AHEAD
For an example one guy, as i understand it, because it says bidding has ended successfully, sold a t-shirt which belonged to a guy who was having sex with his wife.
Now he tries to explain himself but if that was me id be more concerned about...
- Teaching my Wife a lesson (by smashing all her worldly possessions then taking part in a little bit of adultery myself)
- Finding who this guy was...NOT trying to sell his t-shirt
Oh well, I hope they got a good price... And used the money to get psychiatric help.
LW
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