To The Bar!!!!

(Mark "The Badger" Lee)

Please play this whilst you read. 

Yesterday when the sun was out, hundreds upon hundreds of students descended upon my universities students union (known as Archies Bar) for "Archies Day". This occurs on the last day of term before a substantial holiday. There are two main aims to this day, one for the student population and another for the bar. For the students its the best excuse to get together and go on an all day bender and get absolutely trashed on cheap drinks. For the bar its the perfect opportunity to sell off all their stock for an insanely cheap blowout so they don't lose money on everything going stale over the holidays (in this case a 3 week easter break). The unfortunate point about this glorious day is that the bar shuts at 7pm! And as my friends Amy and Phil pointed out to me, the main reason for this is so the bar staff can drink whatever is left for free! Another thing pointed out to me is that they have never held an Archies Day at easter break before... Any bloody excuse for a free piss up!

After the bar staff closed up so they could get on with their own drinking, everybody was forced to go somewhere else, the weather insisted we continue drinking so a BBQ was held at another friends house. There was food a' plenty and also beer o' plenty. It was a great night and many people were a tad bit merry. 

What you see here are the effects of the day. People do strange things when exposed to direct sunlight and alcohol for extended periods of time. In this case unwanted "Man Love" and "Gurning" are the flavors of the day. Regardless the evening was a success and it was enjoyed by all. I am looking forward to the coming weeks to enjoy more of the same!

You can give Will Smith a break if he hasn't stopped talking about basketball, double dutch and moments of Frontin' and Maxin' yet. 

As always I wish to bestow upon you the blessings of Youtube. There's always new stuff to be found, and as usual I seem to of stumbled across it, or more precisely my girlfriend did. It needs no introduction, only know, its from Japan. Which can only mean one thing. It's Mental. 

I hope weather is being good to you where ever you happen to be. Thanks always for reading

Take it EZ

LW